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Karate Sounds

from Gogurt Fellers by Squirt 'n Skronka

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Squirt:
The champs's back, the champ is back is spitting raps
Blackbelt in jujitsu and drinking fraps
Ran around the globe, didn't even break a sweat
He even looks healthy when he's smoking cigarettes

Skronka:
Two thumbs up
One for the movie, and one up her butt
It's the smoothie slut crowd
Bumping groovy karate sounds

Squirt:
Born in Philly, yet raised in Okinawa
The symbol of his villains is a cowering flour
Can break all your bones with a single jab
Karate HQ in the Gogurt lab

Skronka:
My pops used to pace these halls
Heard me kicking ass through the walls
Thanks to him, Squirt 'n Skronka got black belts
And karate sounds with grandmaster Skronk's smell

Squirt:
His elbow strike can make a wigger drop dead
Eats a balanced diet of rice and dragon head
Always eats his meals with a bowl of wasabi
To get pumped up he listen to Fugazi

Skronka:
Dojo dro with a mocha and a coke
Taekwondo killing white belt slowpokes
With karate sounds, killing yellow belt clowns
We're just chatting, but get the fuck off our grounds

Squirt:
Has been undefeated ever since the day
His Dad once accused him of being gay
Worked so hard 'till his technique was tight
Ever since then, he's never lost a fight

Skronka:
It's like they in Nagasaki: fuck pilates!
I'd rather count bodies and practice karate
And walk around barefoot, chopping cinder blocks with Squirt
Loud karate sounds like Rocky in a church

Dr. Korumbi:
So practice karate
And don't forget the sunscreen
Never underestimate the karate sounds

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from Gogurt Fellers, released August 18, 2013

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