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Squirt:
Pinstripe tent, throwing kids to cement
All the clowns in disguise as some proper 'gents
Funnel cake kid run away with the shit
Kankles perspirate through his redneck outfit
Merry-go-round look at MILFs on the ground
Throwing slimy knuckleballs from atop the mound
Deep-fried scones shooting bones with the drones
Mow in the yard, shitting on some tombstones
Ferris wheel view of Phoenix Avenue
Watching some bros shotgun ice cold brews
Staring at some cleavage, hands on some buns
Leave the carnival, go support the Phoenix Suns
Rural drive, on the way to the court
Down at the carnival you can learn to teleport
Hanging with the carnies and puffing on some Marley
The carnival is gone, all the memories were gnarly

Skronka:
Double dog dare, we pull up at the state fair
It's Indiana: a crackhead nightmare
Half the rides are broken like the mind of Hulk Hogan
At the arcade, bitches sucking dick for tokens
The carnies looking heartbroken; go figure
They're wrist-slitters; serving Skronka greasy dinner
WIth corn dog fritters and cotton candy critters
Squirt tackles the carny, just let the dogs simmer
Stank Squad are loan sharks in the dark parts of skateparks
Playing strip poker with Felicia Clark and your Mom
We banged her in the bumper carts
Fed her Gogurt Poptarts until she stars
Light a cigar, then kick a carnie in the nuts
Throw him in the dunk tank, the Squad don't give a fuck
Squirt's fucking hillbilly bitches in the beer tent
We got to leave the carnival. they'll miss our stench

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from Gogurt Fellers, released August 18, 2013

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