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Skronka:
I always was a simple poolboy
Floaties and a Speedo, schoolboy with a kilo
Murder she wrote, got tequila in the speedboat
My breaststroke looks like a torpedo
Wet dollar bills, I swear I got gills
They're good for bombing hills, Squirt is fucking skilled
Borders with glocks and mad sketchy hops
Skating rails with no wax, bailing from the cops
Trading shits for giggles, vaping with the Wiggles
Solving riddles with Malcolm X in the middle
Shit, you got to stop banging penguins
And quit pretending: you look like a gremlin
Or a shady monster that dropped out of Harvard
Started slinging X and traded it for lobster
I guess you quit coaching soccer; that's not a shocker
You're still a squatter, with his dick in an otter

Squirt:
Streamline dive in the life I define
Living life in the pool, you heard it through the grapevine
I'm a man of simple taste, I got no time haste
Dick impression in the Speedo leaves a tasty aftertaste
Doing breaststroke before a nice, long toke
I'm staying in the pool, my bitches harvest artichoke
Me and my Skronk, we got no time for noodles
We laying on the raft we got the kit and caboodle
Hibernate all day and prepare for night
When I go out, I got a monster appetite
Swim to the club, bring home a couple bitties
We're just having fun, playing games with their titties
Underwater loving, sandbars and some hunnies
When you tread with me, you don't need your money
When they see me gliding they get out of the way
They know that Poolboy is here to stay

He's a cool boy, that Poolboy

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from Gogurt Fellers, released August 18, 2013

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