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Stank Garden

from Gogurt Fellers by Squirt 'n Skronka

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lyrics

Skronka:
Skronka, I'm the junior James Bond
The hectic detective busy searching in a pond
Battle-hardened from long days in the Stank Garden
I fry like jalapeños on the asphalt, I'm a bargain
But I'm not a store, this kid's got nothing for sale
No items for sale, no onions for sale
We creaky deep sleep like narcoleptics in speakeasies
Skronka squirts without a shirt, we're stanky and greasy
"Skronka, take it easy" I'm violent, but carefree
I run my village well, I share my roast beef
I showed my grams my land, she thought it was rad
She likes my real estate real like polka raps
Or loops, step outside and we'll shoot some hoops
Doob some noobs, sprinkle pubes into tombs
We're jumpy like junky hikers fresh out of lube
When I sieged Toontown, all I got was shrooms

Squirt:
The name's Squirt, squirting on your bitch I ain't a jerk
Pulling bitches left and right, hey man, your bitch wasn't the first
Me, my boy Skronk we're just basking in the glory
Fucked your girl up the ass in a plane lavatory
Zit-face chubby lovers always pressing for my number
"But I'm too busy harvesting my cucumber"
Keep my mind set on the game that we're playing
Me and Skronka just busy disobeying
Bitches look at me like I'm stanky and greasy
They make these assumptions that my life is easy
Down in the Stank Garden there's nothing but hard work
Met my boy, Skronk, when I was working as a clerk
He came to the counter and ordered a frap
And that's when I realized there was no gap
Squirt 'n Skronka were bound to be friends
We're busy fucking almost every weekend

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from Gogurt Fellers, track released August 19, 2013

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